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Too Much Nipple

March 14, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged Breast, cat, comedy, funny, Humor, nipple, RuPaul | 310 Comments

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you fall asleep naked on your laminate floor. And when you wake up, your cat is licking your nipple. [Yes, the one on the friggin’ breasticle?!] Okay. Let me back up… Too much nipple too soon is always too much. So here we go.

Proper Pervert

January 9, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged breasts, comedy, DIY, funny, Home, Humor, nipple | 254 Comments

He is staring at my tits. Yawn. So been there, so done that. Yet another perk of having DD-cup breasts, not to be outdone by other nifty benefits like: having an automatic napkin to catch crumbs and assorted food, or a shelf for my cats to nap, or a place to rest the TV remote. […]

Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

November 3, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, inspirational, pop culture | tagged Blog, breasts, Humor, kardashian, nipple, opinion, pop culture, short story | 108 Comments

Khloe Kardashian had a nip slip. And I. missed. it! Nads. I am totally trying not to use profanity for like a whole 5 seconds…. But holy cunnilingus. Are you telling me that I watched 2 hours of that insipid show – The X Factor – and I missed the nipple action. Say it ain’t so? […]

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