Sigh. He is farting. In bed. I guess I should feel special. Because he likes to sit right next to my head when he does it. Isn’t that sweet? He’s been cranky since the day I met him. So when he started curling up next my head a night, I thought – “Oh, he likes me, after 10 […]
Tag Archives: kardashian
It’s official. My vagina is an underachiever. I mean I kinda knew that already – with the cobwebs and all. But now, I have test results to prove it to my um… cats – who give less of a shit than I do. But still… In true geek fashion, I just love getting an A […]
Khloe Kardashian had a nip slip. And I. missed. it! Nads. I am totally trying not to use profanity for like a whole 5 seconds…. But holy cunnilingus. Are you telling me that I watched 2 hours of that insipid show – The X Factor – and I missed the nipple action. Say it ain’t so? […]
The Jiggly Bits 