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Mission: Fill My Hole

April 14, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged comedy, condoms, funny, Home, homeownership, Humor, lawn, vagina | 209 Comments

Never buy a house where adorable little boys reside next door. Because one day they grow into teenagers.  And that bites. Last week, one of said teen idiots looked at a crater-sized hole in my front lawn [that the Water Company dug for no apparent reason in January?!] – and thought stupid thoughts. Like… “Hey, my […]

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