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The Hook in My Toe

January 29, 2014 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged children, comedy, funny, health, Humor, My Life, Short Stories, Writing | 69 Comments

Oh, great. Here comes my nephew, Mikie. He is playing at the other end of the school gym. [The kid’s always surrounded by an entourage. Totally popular. Clearly, we are not related.] “Is she your grandmother?” Nosey Kid asks Mikie as he skips in my direction. So, let’s be clear: “She” is “me.” ME?! [Really? […]

The Booby Machine

November 23, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged breasts, cleaning, comedy, funny, health, Humor, Inspirational | 297 Comments

“Wow. You have the cleanest ceiling ever,” I said, as a my large breast was smashed like a pancake in the booby machine. The nurse was taken aback. [I am making polite conversation, lady. Hello? Work with me, okay?] “Um… yes, I guess we have cleaners,” she said laughing. “And they clean the ceiling?! That’s […]

Tales From My Vagina Friday

October 27, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged Blog, cat, health, Humor, Inspirational, sex, vagina | 107 Comments

“When was your last sexual encounter?” she asked directly. [Wow. That’s so forward….Take me to dinner first, at least.] Question: Remember the good old days when you talked about your vagina after some pie and coffee? “Over a year ago,” I said jokingly. “I am working on regaining my virginity.” I have no issues with […]

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