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Lifting My Dainty Vagina

May 9, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, inspirational | tagged comedy, funny, gardening, Home, Humor, Inspirational, Kitchen, RuPaul | 233 Comments

Poor little step stool. I purchased it so I don’t fall and die putting up Christmas lights on the low-hung gutters on my house. Sadly, it is now lifting my dainty vagina in my cold dark kitchen at 3 AM so I can pee in the sink. [Which sucks. Because now I have to wash the dishes […]

Tales From My Vagina Fridays #2

November 16, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, inspirational | tagged Blog, cat, children, cleaning, coffee, dating, gardening, Humor, Inspirational, kardashian, sex, vagina | 267 Comments

It’s official. My vagina is an underachiever. I mean I kinda knew that already – with the cobwebs and all. But now, I have test results to prove it to my um… cats – who give less of a shit than I do. But still… In true geek fashion, I just love getting an A […]

If Ice Cream Married Cheesecake

October 3, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged comedy, funny, gardening, holiday, Home, Humor, Inspirational, My Life, Short Stories | Leave a comment

“It’ll be done before you get home,” he said confidently on the phone. Right. So let me get this straight… He will do everything. I will do nothing. Got it. Say no more. Sign me up. Gimme some of that. Then, gimme some mo’. I am pretty sure that “It will be done before you […]

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