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Something So Foul

June 6, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, pet, work | tagged cat, cleaning, comedy, funny, Humor, Kindle Fire, RuPaul, work | 166 Comments

“He’s trying to usurp my power,” CollickyBaby declares when I walk into her office like an idiot. [Ugh!] Apparently, someone ignored CollickyBaby at a meeting – and it’s been bothering her forĀ a month. [Are you kidding me?! I would pay not to go to meetings. I would pay more to be ignored when I go. […]

The Booby Machine

November 23, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged breasts, cleaning, comedy, funny, health, Humor, Inspirational | 297 Comments

“Wow. You have the cleanest ceiling ever,” I said, as a my large breast was smashed like a pancake in the booby machine. The nurse was taken aback. [I am making polite conversation, lady. Hello? Work with me, okay?] “Um… yes, I guess we have cleaners,” she said laughing. “And they clean the ceiling?! That’s […]

Tales From My Vagina Fridays #2

November 16, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, inspirational | tagged Blog, cat, children, cleaning, coffee, dating, gardening, Humor, Inspirational, kardashian, sex, vagina | 267 Comments

It’s official. My vagina is an underachiever. I mean I kinda knew that already – with the cobwebs and all. But now, I have test results to prove it to my um… cats – who give less of a shit than I do. But still… In true geek fashion, I just love getting an A […]

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