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How Hard Could It Be?

February 6, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged breasts, comedy, DIY, funny, Humor, My Life, vagina, work | 254 Comments

It’s a teeny tiny hole. That’s it. Who knew a teeny tiny hole could be such a huge pain in my ass? “See it? Right there,” the forensic engineer from my insurance company is pointing to a microscopic whole in the vinyl siding of my house that is very close to the roof. Nope, I […]

Proper Pervert

January 9, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged breasts, comedy, DIY, funny, Home, Humor, nipple | 254 Comments

He is staring at my tits. Yawn. So been there, so done that. Yet another perk of having DD-cup breasts, not to be outdone by other nifty benefits like: having an automatic napkin to catch crumbs and assorted food, or a shelf for my cats to nap, or a place to rest the TV remote. […]

The Booby Machine

November 23, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor | tagged breasts, cleaning, comedy, funny, health, Humor, Inspirational | 297 Comments

“Wow. You have the cleanest ceiling ever,” I said, as a my large breast was smashed like a pancake in the booby machine. The nurse was taken aback. [I am making polite conversation, lady. Hello? Work with me, okay?] “Um… yes, I guess we have cleaners,” she said laughing. “And they clean the ceiling?! That’s […]

Khloe Kardashian’s Nipples

November 3, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, inspirational, pop culture | tagged Blog, breasts, Humor, kardashian, nipple, opinion, pop culture, short story | 108 Comments

Khloe Kardashian had a nip slip. And I. missed. it! Nads. I am totally trying not to use profanity for like a whole 5 seconds…. But holy cunnilingus. Are you telling me that I watched 2 hours of that insipid show – The X Factor – and I missed the nipple action. Say it ain’t so? […]

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