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Fork In the Road

November 14, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, inspirational, pet, social | tagged cat, funny, Google, gynecologist, Humor, Ibiza, Lottery, My Life, RuPaul | 144 Comments

I open my dryer with a fork. I just wedge that bad boy in a hole where the door handle once was, pry – and pop! It opens. Generally, I only believe in replacing things that are vital to my survival. Like vibrators. Every time my vibrator goes on holiday in Ibiza [translation: I lose […]

Something So Foul

June 6, 2013 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, pet, work | tagged cat, cleaning, comedy, funny, Humor, Kindle Fire, RuPaul, work | 166 Comments

“He’s trying to usurp my power,” CollickyBaby declares when I walk into her office like an idiot. [Ugh!] Apparently, someone ignored CollickyBaby at a meeting – and it’s been bothering her for a month. [Are you kidding me?! I would pay not to go to meetings. I would pay more to be ignored when I go. […]

She Is Gone

October 8, 2012 · by Teeny Bikini | in humor, pet, work | tagged Blog, Inspirational, introvert, My Life | 140 Comments

She is gone. Missing. You know that feeling you get when you know something is wrong. Well, something is wrong. My cat, Dakota, concurs. On a good day, he is a jittery, suspicious furry hot mess – that only partially likes me. I should have known when I picked him up from the shelter 10 […]

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